Seventy-five-year-old Doreen Sizemore has no business gallivanting around Egypt, but here she is—dragged on a tour group by her eager cousin Wanda. Between dodging pushy street vendors, trying not to pass out from the heat, and having to ride a cranky camel, Doreen figures things can't get much worse. Then someone gets murdered, a priceless artifact vanishes, and suddenly this Kentucky woman finds herself tangled in an international conspiracy where nothing—and no one—is quite what they seem. She may be a long way from the Ohio River, but Doreen's about to prove that Southern sass and common sense work just fine in the shadow of the pyramids.
