Doreen Sizemore was just settling in with her pickle loaf sandwich and her Lawrence Welk reruns when cousin Nora came bursting through the door like a tornado in a trailer park. Now this seventy-something widow with more opinions than a church full of deacons is being dragged all the way to Ohio in the dead of winter to meet Nora's internet boyfriend. All Doreen wants is to get back to South Shore, Kentucky, where a body knows what's what. But faster than you can say "pass the cornbread" there's a dead man tumbling out of a porta-potty at a Sugarcreek Christmas festival. Between keeping an eye on her lovesick cousin and sniffing out a murderer, Doreen's got herself in another fine pickle. And this time, she might've bitten off more than her dentures can chew.
